chiekodivine:

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to tell a story in the form of flowers, what would i say?

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wintergreenoreo:

Underrated genre of picture: Charles just existing while Fernando makes psychotic faces around him.

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stephanieu8719:

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maxfewtrell Aus Pt. 1 🇦🇺

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thealogie:

merlinoutofcontext:

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mellowxjane:

I would like to have a brain that is nicer to me

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quackerjack:

cipheramnesia:

t00thpasteface:

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

This is what it’s like when I say the dumbest things imaginable to my wife or partner in the checkout lines to see if the cashier will crack a smile. A little human connection between the drudgery.

A few years ago when my little sister was maybe ten or so we went to this like, novelty/antiques store which had an impressive amount of really bad taxidermy. We were sort of doing our own things and I was across the room from her so when she spots this horrible fish she has to run over and yell “ come see the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen “ at me. Without even thinking I just said “you’re the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen.” Which got a snort from an old man across the room. Anyways a few minutes later my stepmom came in and my sister said the same thing to her, and without missing a beat my stepmom deadpans “your father’s the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen”. The old guy absolutely LOST it

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thefabelmans2022:

“which derry girl are you” i’m literally uncle colm.

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foxes-in-love:

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches as Green paces back and forth all around him. Blue: Why is the laundry on the floor? Green: I'm task shuffling. I washed half of the dishes, got the laundry started, I've watered half of the plants... Blue: Just don't overwork yourself, okay? Green: I won't. This is fun. Trying to finish a task before I start a new one would be hard.ALT

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girlmostlikely:

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taskmastercaps:

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, “If this Australian has three pineapples on him… I am going to lose my fucking mind.” Sam Campbell leans around the back of Greg’s throne, smiling, with a picture of a pineapple pinned to his shirt. End ID.]

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